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Woman: How much for this dress?
Rebecca: God, I can't believe you're selling that.
Enid: That's $500.
Woman: What?
Enid: 500.
Woman: You're crazy. It should be like $2.
Enid: I was wearing that dress when I lost my virginity.
Woman: Why do I care?
Enid: Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway.
Woman: God. Fuck you.
I can't find my copy, and I really really want to watch this! Sad face :(
Enid: 500.
Woman: You're crazy. It should be like $2.
Enid: I was wearing that dress when I lost my virginity.
Woman: Why do I care?
Enid: Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway.
Woman: God. Fuck you.
I can't find my copy, and I really really want to watch this! Sad face :(
Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you, but you were not home. Therefore... you are gay. Signed Tiffany, and Amber
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