Return of the Dead

I had a blog last year, but got rid of it. Now I want it back. So it has returned from the dead, just like all good zombies should.

This is Barbra. She is tres emo because she was chased by a zombie who ate Johnny’s face.
The handsome man is trying to be nice but secretly wants to shove her out the door and feed her to the zombies because she is annoying and sobs too much.

This is Johnny. He's a zombie due to all that face eating business. He's coming to get you Barbra.

*SPOILER* Johnny eats Barbra's face.